bybuckley:

it should be a law that if it’s raining and you wake up feeling comfy in bed you shouldn’t have to answer to any of your obligations

millennial-review:

senorwoofers1716:

trulyvincent:

me when i suddenly get emotions

m3n4c3v35537:

I drink all this goddamn water and for what. Just to piss? This planet is a prison

gaygothur:

gaygothur:

How can some straight women do 95% of the housework and childcare with little to no help from their husbands and still wonder how two women could raise a child together?

celarose:

celanon:

realtimgunn:

no money

no house

just avocado

thebootydiaries:

me: *is left alone with my thoughts for more than two seconds*

me: the suffering begins

blacklipsticktubes:

happy 4/20 there’s still black men in jail serving unnecessary jail sentences for marijuana possession 

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

talking to a gay couple: so who’s the STEM major and who’s the liberal arts major?

millbyers:

I said if you don’t bless the rains down in Africa, your mom’s a hoe